Humans keep having this assumption that I eat like a butterfly.
That’s very cute, but what I lose in bread and rice I make up for in butters and fats. I’m an odd little high fat person as I mostly use coconut oil/butter instead of dairy products. Although I consume 30 or less carbs a day I get 90% of my energy from fats. I used to drink heavy cream straight, such as in the heavy cream treat. Lately I’ve gone dairy free though since it feels uncomfortable to my insides every time I put cheese or cream in there. So I’ve just switched to coconut and food tastes even better.
I also eat tons of bacon. And then cast iron vegetables up with the grease.
There are days I’ll eat no meat or just some organ meat, but even on those days I get fats otherwise. Why the high carb low fat diet does not work is people wind up feeling starved. People wind up cheating and feeling terrible, as though they did something wrong. The body needs fat, and it tells us that.
On this morning I want bliss soaked fats covered in bacon, with some electrolytes from salt. Most hangovers are dehydration so drinking water and boosting up those excreted electrolytes will help you feel mindloose and headache free.
Hangover Cocktail Ingredients
2 Slices of Bacon
1/2 Cup Almond or Coconut Milk (or Cashew). Increase for thinner smoothie.
1/4 Cup Frozen Raspberries (or blueberries, snozberries, or blackberries)
1/2 Cup Full Fat Greek Yogurt. (Leave out to decrease fat if needed, or add more coconut cream if dairy free).
1/2 an Avocado
1/2 a Teaspoon of Cinnamon
1/2 a Teaspoon of Salt
3 Coffee Cubes (freeze your leftover coffee into cubes)
Sweetener if you need it (I’m a bitter loving beastwoman and take it straight)
For Whipped Coconut Cream
1 Can Coconut Milk
(Great coconut whipped cream recipe, and what brand to buy here)
Heavy Cream turned into Whipped Cream
- Cook bacon and put aside
- Blend cocktail Ingredients (except for bacon) in a high speed blender until smooth
To Make Coconut Whipped Cream
- Leave can of coconut milk in fridge overnight
- Scoop off the cream layer into a stand mixer or hand mixer bowl
- Beat into stiff peaks
- This will leave you with extra cream. If you do not desire extra whipped coconut cream use less of the milk and store or put into smoothie
- Pour smoothie ingredients into stein
- Top with whipped coconut cream
- Add raspberries and bacon
- Eat bacon first