Flowery Gin and Coffee Cocktail

Only healthy recipes my mind says. Only give humanity and your eye swankers foods and liquids that will invigorate their minds and give them back mental control. 

What if health fucks around and lies to us about what it is all the blisslong day?

Halfly I’m a health goddess that cares deeply for all human minds and bodies. I’m also a fairy rebel that trips on chaos and lands in bliss bubbles that melt as they float.

So what do fairies drink when they want mind bliss?

Oh, what about the blissfuck of car bombs? That stimulant downing. Those mind dropping mouthgasms that struggle you right back up.

I’m sure I’ll have cancer by tomorrow, but breathing can have those side effects.

Combining caffeine and alcohol is very very bad. It makes you very naughty and here is the article for why not to drink this. Basically, humans will stay up and drink longer and it dehydrates you like a pump stuck in your water parts. So if you drink water and have a fuzzy blanket all will be well.

The Taste:

Like flowers burning and melting on your tongue. The flavors actually change from beginning to end from earthy to bright and then ends in a combination. Don’t you just have to know what coffee melting tastes like?

Can also be flasked.

Ingredients:

1 Shot Gin (Gompers is best)

1/2 Cup Cold Brew Coffee (or regular coffee)

For Chocolate Dusting:

Spray glass with coconut spray and dust chocolate over. You could add coconut sugar to cut the bitter. I recommend taking it black like a beast human.

The mindchuckle is this recipe is actually FODMAP friendly(have you heard about gluten free being scientifically discounted? It’s the FODMAPS our bodies don’t accept. It is also sugar free, dairy free, nut free, gluten free (to care or not to care now?), fat free, low carb, keto friendly, paleo friendly, and primal friendly. Yet it could totally kill you. Enjoy.